Guy from Yale on Are you smarter than a 5th grader.

Ok, now this just pisses me off for one reason. A guy with a college education is on the show that I mentioned. Everyone knows that to be a contestant on a Fox show you have to be dumb as that goose with the trumpet(swan actually, it's a book look it up). Just think how Jeff must feel knowing that this guy is actually smart. "Wow, you got every answer right. Of course most of these questions people should know the answer to but they aint supposed to damnit!" And then he orders his lowly payed security guards payed from his rich wallet(redneck my ass) & kills the smart man.Just like how on American Idol they kill anyone with an actual shread of talent's chance of being a pop no-nothing. This is my theory of what's going to happen. I could just watch the show, but I have 2 tests to study for. WIGGY TO THE SHWIGGY!

RAcist, yet funny.

Okay,my friend Tom was playing Final Fantasy VII & there was this boss named Azul. Okay, his name was spanish & his powers were stealing running fast, & jumping really high. Tell me this aint a racist stereotype? Tell me! His skin was even brown! I was laughing my ass off. And he tried covering up his Latino heritage with blue eyes & a Brittish accent. Bull shit! Man, I had no idea those dorks a square-soft were such fuckin racists man. If I ever find a pic I'll put it on here.

Dr. Forman Mills

Okay, now this douche bag named Matt in my class is gonna do this podcast called Dr.Forman Mills. It's about a white preacher acting like a black preacher. Now one of the extremely racist things he has said is that kool-aid makes black people turn crazy & commit. What a racist cracker! And Forman Mills isn't even black, infact he's one of the whitest guys I have ever seen.
http://www.formanmills.com/images/aboutus/history.gif
And the picture for his site, has him in a Scar-face like back-ground.WTFuck man! What does scar-face have to do with a white guy who thinks he is a black preacher. White guy who think's he's black, yeah that's not a fricken rip-off of Chapelle's show! And for the love-------------of------------------Satan, drinking kool-aid does not make you crazy, & not only black-people drink it. I drink it all the time, & I have never committed a crime in my life. I have however taken the heat while it was obviously some other A-hole's fault at school,but that's completely different. Just about all the black people in my class hate him(thank god) yet all the white honky-trons think he's fuckin hilarious. He's that guy who wont stop saying Borat quotes for fucks sake! Shut the hell up, the movie was months ago! So in closure, dont be racist crackers, or I kill you. And coming from me, the palest mo-fo you'll ever meet that is saying something.
WIggy to the Shwiggy my pattiggies.

Past,Present,& future reviews part one.

The Past: In 2004, M. Knight Shamylon's The Village came out. It was awful. You wait through the whole movie just to see the monster. And of-course in real life you know that in real life the monster is just a guy in a costume. Well in the movie, the monster, IS A GUY IN A COSTUME! Every rule they use , is in vane man. And when one guy is stabbed, they send the blind chick, THE FREAKIN BLIND CHICK into the woods to get some medicine. Oh, & the village wasn't even in 1776, it was in present day & these jerks are hiding from society.For some retarded reason.

The Present: I recently saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon movie film for theaters. Dear god was that funny. And random. And if you saw it, I guess your head would explode from the sheer random hilarity.

The Future: Rocky 27: Rocky is out of shape, than goes through some gay ass montage & gets into the fight of his life.What a suprise.

Originally posted on http://talkingclams.blogspot.com/

Blog redo!

Okay, because my original blog request was denied, damn you google I must start over.ATTACK OF THE CLONES!